needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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