shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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