I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
