WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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