okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
