He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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