Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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