I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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