at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
only you would photoshop your dick
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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