i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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