If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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