i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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