i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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