it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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