I just cut my nipple shaving
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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