Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Enjoy the penises
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
