I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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