My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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