I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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