worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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