So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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