Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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