I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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