She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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