i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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