at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Randomize
