I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize