i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
the day after is always just damage control
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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