Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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