Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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