Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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