Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
Randomize
