Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I think people are normalizing furries
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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