can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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