I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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