Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
The best walk of shames are on the highway
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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