So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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