She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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