yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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