Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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