I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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