If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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