I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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