fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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