Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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