was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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