My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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