took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
