Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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