your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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