Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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