Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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