I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Randomize
