Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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