i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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