In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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