i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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